i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
"I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text"
(Source: just-a-penis-with-a-dream, via vi0lettae)
The Outdoor Art of Borondo
(Source: bellamyblakes, via effstonemm)
"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"
30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)